Best Shows Quotes Today

_Jannette
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August 22, 2013 10:55am UTC

WHEN CHASE TEXTED ZOEY SAYING I LOVE YOU AND HER PHONE WAS LEFT ON THE FOUNTAIN AND IT VIBRATED AND FELL IN, I'M STILL MAD

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 22, 2013 12:42pm UTC

Max and Ruby makes me mad
because Ruby is always telling Max what to do, Ruby needs to hop off.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:56am UTC

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

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*compassionate soul*
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June 17, 2014 11:16pm UTC

T.V. shows that I watched as a kid:
Invader Zim
Phil of the Future
Sister, Sister
The Wild Thornberries
Rugrats
The Magic School Bus
Recess
Sesame Street
Doug
Wishbone
Zoey 101
Lizzie McGuire
Arthur
Pinky and the Brain
CatDog
Teletubbies
Pepper Ann
The Amanda Show
Cyberchase
The Big Comfy Couch
As Told By Ginger
Cow and Chicken
Timon & Pumbaa
The Wiggles
Aaahh!!! Real Mosters
The Bear in the Big Blue House
The Powerpuff Girls
Loony Tunes
Animaniacs
Babar
Little Bear
Fave if you ever watched any of these
shows as a kid.

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KayleighJean
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August 8, 2014 9:39pm UTC

Post concert depression is the worst.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 11:57pm UTC

I want someone that will watch
Netflix movies/shows with me.
Even if we aren't in the same house,
that motherf.ucker will find a computer,
press play when I do, and then text
me constantly while watching it.
#highstandards

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 1:01pm UTC

Why do good shows like The Lying Game get cancelled after 2 seasons but shows like Teen Mom get renewed every season?!

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Ninja918
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 10:01pm UTC

- Boy: You have so many good qualities. You're attractive, You're witty, You're bright. I just wish you could see yourself through my eyes
- Girl: Aww you're such a good friend
- Boy: Friend? That's where this is heading.
- Girl: Well friendships last longer.
- Boy: Not this one, I have enough friends
Boy storms out.

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rawrunicorn
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 1:33pm UTC

I have a terrible addiction to television series.
When one shows ends or is on a break midway through the season I don't accept it like normal people oh no, I must find a tv series that has not ended yet but has enough seasons to keep me occupied until the other 12348349359 shows come back on air.

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Jennymartin
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:23pm UTC

Plot Twist: The bachelorette chooses the host as her husband.

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britany*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:41am UTC

Malcom: Do you think he was really the spawn of satan?
Reese: No, if he was, we'd have a waay bigger house.
- Malcom in the Middle

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Victoria13
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:42pm UTC

What's your favorite television show?

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Trapper75
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 1:27pm UTC

"Maybe you people are better off without me. Go ahead. I say there's
a place for us, but maybe that's just another pipe dream.
Maybe i'm fooling myself again.
Why don't you go find out for yourself?
Send me a postcard!
Go on, there's the door!
You can do better.
Let's see how far you get.
No takers? Fine,
but get one thing straight
If you're staying:
This isn't a democracy anymore."
-Rick Grimes The Walking Dead

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im_just_me
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 1:53am UTC

Does anyone else here watch Teen Wolf ?
No , Just me ...
well this is awkward then.

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 4:54pm UTC

People in movies:
Person: *Stands in road*
Car: *Comes and is going to hit them*
Person: *Stands there with scared look and doesn't bother getting out of the way*

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 11:48am UTC

"I just wanna make you happy!"
"Then bake me a pie."
~iCarly

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Loveis20
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Watching "The Big Bang"
"It says right here on the hammer, whoever holds this hammer. If he be worthy shall posses the power of Thor."
Now,hold on. Who decides who's worthy.The hammer decides?!"
(both chicks burst in)
"Yes...No."
"Uh, it can't decide it's a hammer."<lol well no duh its a hammer.>
"You said it's a magic hammer."
"Yea, but it can't make decisions."
If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions why cant Thor's hammer.?!"<dont go there Penny lol>
"Ok, if your going to start comparing wands and hammers, i cant even take u seriously!"
XD(lol i love this TV Show its sooo nerdy. >.<)

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Kyari*
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
Lilo And Stitch Turned Into Austin & Ally
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥
pass it on if you miss these shows (NOT MY QUOTE)

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Dishonored*
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December 23, 2013 8:01pm UTC

In one of my favorite shows,
everyone above the age of innocence
(hit puberty- virgin or not mkay) died,
leaving all the kids, who have yet to
blossom, all alone. Which, I mean c'mon,
they haven't even had their first period or
their testes haven't grown (or whatever
else guys go through), like how are they
supposed to run the world? Ah well,
anyway, when all the adults and teens
died, they referred to it as "The big D"
(also "the big death") but idk, I mean
it just gives a whole new meaning to
the big d. Big d.ick (probably not even
that big. sorry [not really]) versus death
of apocalyptic proportions.

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FullofWit
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May 19, 2013 2:52pm UTC

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands

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