Showering Quotes

phoeniix
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who brushes my teeth while showering..

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC

people who shower in less than 5 minutes?
..?
???
HOW???????????????

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:43pm UTC

can you relate? Doing stupid things in front of
the mirror right before
showering. format credit-rajsonkar

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:43pm UTC

All my good quotes
.....
Come from the
shower

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 5:29pm UTC

*IN THE SHOWER*
Me: Time to take a shower..
Me: nope, thats not hot enough. Let me just turn it up to boiling lava
Me: Why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
Me: let me read the back of this..
Me: *drops shampoo bottle*
Me: OMG they probably think I just died!!
Me: if water is a renewable resource, does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in the same water before?
Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Me: *sings* I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNN!
Me: did i already wash my hair?
Me: might as well wash it again just to be sure..
Me: UGH. I ALREADY DID.
Me: Why do I always have a ton of shampoo but never any conditioner?
Me: Oops.
Me: I don't want to get out. Then it'll be freezing.
Me: Is it Friday yet?
Me: Okay I guess i'll get out now....
Me:
Me:
Me: okay now wheres my towel?!

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