Best Ship Quotes This Month

Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Meanwhile, on the Hogwarts Express...
Hermione: I'm Hermione Granger.
Hermione: And...you are?
Ron: Your future husband.

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Dαυgнтєя Of Sαтαи *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:52pm UTC

No.
I dont do 'friends with benifits'
I just dont.
It makes me feel sick to think you would rather play with me then
have an actual relationship with me.
But that's how all guys are,huh?
All the guys I've met anyways.

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
September 28, 2014 3:17am UTC

If yOur ShiP
d o e s n ' t c o m e i n ,
SwiM oUt to It.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 2:55pm UTC

oh, please.
stop with that
twilight thing.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:02pm UTC

me: do you want to go to a one direction concert with me ?
friend: is that, like, a stalker convention?

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 11:56am UTC

Urban Dictionary
3. Ship
An unrealistic relationship that you love so much but causes you so much pain and misery forcing you to scream "MY FEELS!" while sliding out of your chair because it never comes true even though it's so obvious it should.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 1:26pm UTC

"please dont name your kids after ships in your fandoms"
i will name my baby titanic if i want to

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 1:28am UTC

you know you ship it bad when you’re like
"oh look at them"
"in the same room together"
"not interacting"
"but breathing the same air"
"that’s so great"

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:39am UTC

A ship in port is safe
but that's not what ships
are built for.

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britany*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 6:52pm UTC

i shipped uncle jesse and aunt becky before i even knew what shipping was

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 9:24pm UTC

you'd be so much better off
talking to a toilet,
because its the only thing
that can handle you sh*t

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 8:49am UTC

Your OTP is stupid they said.
They're fictional they said.
Where did you get that axe they said.

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hemmo1996*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 4:41pm UTC

On my grave, it will read "Regretting all the ships that never sailed" and some people will think it's poetic, but others will know

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 8:30am UTC

Comment your name and personality and i will ship you with a celebrity.

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Supernatural problems #5:
Sobbing uncontrollably because of Destiel.

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 12:03pm UTC

You know, we're the first generation to have ships, OTPs, feels, fandoms... tumblr basically. So imagine what it will be like when our generation get older and some of us are famous? Like seriously. There'll be feelsplosions because the celebrities can make fandom refrences and talk about shipping and everything.

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mainstream*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:27am UTC

captain, my captain,
go down with your ship.
you came and you captured ,
i think this is it.

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Every night in my FACE, I see you
I feel you even though the MonkeYS are gay.
(*Far*) across the LIZARD, The polarbears are making pancakes,
Drinking all the LUCOZADE for themselves.
Near, far, where ever you are,
and I know that my heart will go on..
Once more, a SNAKE'S at the door.
As they crawl violently toward your MUM

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cvnt*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC

it just makes me sad bc when sam & dean hunt in the later seasons they dont line hotel rooms w news papers and dear god they dont do all dat cool s h i t like salt guns and like s2 was hilarious bc they constantly escaped prison and they were insane but hilarious and happy and like they were so genius when they escaped the bank robbery and when they got locked in prison and dean told the cop the truth as to why he digs up grave and thEY NEVER DIG GRAVE ANYMORE and just like ugh i miss early seasons and early cas and early destiel and early gay i miss it all

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Morgan*
posted a quote
September 3, 2014 8:42pm UTC

Sometimes I ship couples that no one knows about, so when I talk about them, everyone gets confused. Then it hits me that I'm the only one that knows about shipping those people.

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