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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
    their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:50am UTC
    What you SHOULD say to people dealing with any of these
    Anxiety: This too shall pass, even if that sounds corny and cliche. Your anxiety will subside, you are not dying, you will not die from this, everything is going to be fine. Keep taking deep breaths, try and stay focused.
    Depression: You are valid and your emotions are valid. You are a good, strong person, even if you don't feel like you are right now. Things do get better, and I know you can get through this.
    Se.xual Orientation: Your body, your life, your bedroom. You choose what you do with it, and I get no say in the matter, because I am not you. I'll respect you no matter what.
    Bipolar: The sun also rises. For all your bad days, weeks, or longer--you also have good ones just beyond the horizon. You know better than anyone what it means to finally hit those "highs" in your life. And I hope that you just keep growing and strengthening yourself through your treatment to extend those happy moments.
    Self harm: This is your body and I'll never pass judgement over you for the things you choose to do with it. However, you should really consider speaking with a counselor about this. Not because you're "bad", but because I just want you to be safe.
    Eating disorders: It's okay to eat, you have permission. Eating will not make you fat, ugly, or worthless. Eating will make you strong, healthy, and lively. You deserve to eat, you deserve happiness.
    Abuse: What they did was wrong, and you had no consenting part in it. You have no need to feel guilty or shamed, although I understand that may be exactly how you are feeling right now. They're the ones at fault here, and the ball is entirely in your court if you choose to report them for that, which you are rightfully entitled to do.
    Suicide: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You are valuable and your existence is valuable. There are billions of people on this planet, and even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will. You can find so many friends and loved ones if you just allow yourself the time to look for them. The world turns out to be a beautiful place and you deserve to be alive to see that.
    Se.xual assault: What they did was vile and disgusting. Yes, you're now left with this horrible, traumatic event to move on from, but your life is not entirely lost. Recovery is possible, and an unfortunately large number of people have to go through that-- but they make it to the other side. So can you, you can do this. You're not dirty, you're not a "s|ut" or a "wh0re", you are a human being whose rights were violated. But you are strong, and I know you can move past this in due time.
    Multiple Personality Disorder: I'll always love you no matter who you are. I only hope the absolute best for you during your recovery and treatment, and maybe one day I'll be so privileged as to love you as one whole.
    Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: The pain of suddenly reliving horrific events is almost unimaginable for me. Please try and remember that although it feels like it's real and it's happening right now, that it's not. You are okay, you are fine, and you are safe. You are in the present here and now, and that past can't manifest itself again to come and physically hurt you. Everything is just fine, these feelings will pass and you're going to be okay.
    Schizophrenia: I am real and I can promise you that. I care. Try and find something grounding for you, an object that you can cling to to help you distinguish between whether or not you're hallucinating. You are not a freak, you are not a monster. You're a human being with rights and emotions who happens to be ill right now.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Sexual orientation: Not you.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    why are boobs even considered sexual? they're bumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the fck is sexual about that

  5. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:01am UTC
    So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...
    *All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*
    My friend: F*ck me!
    Zombie: But we only just met!
    Me: ...
    Zombie: ...
    Kid behind us: ...

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    If you say that a woman wearing revealing clothing deserves to be
    sexually assaulted, you are saying that a woman's body is inherently deserving of r.ape. That women are inherently deserving of r.ape. That women have to make sure that their body is hidden in order not to deserve to be r.aped. That is mysogyny at it's purest form.

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC
    You never realize how
    boring your life is
    until someone asks what
    you like to do for fun

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

    I will not
    keep calm
    And
    you can
    feuck off

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    trying to get over someone you never
    even dated

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Guy: Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that
    pops up

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:51am UTC
    You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    If you have a problem with me please write it
    nicely on a piece of paper; Put it in an envelope,
    fold it, and shove it up your adfss

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:36am UTC
    Guy: Do you work at Subway?
    Because you just gave me a footlong.

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Thank you for updating facebook again with what
    you ate for dinner.
    The suspense was killing me

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Oh,Honey, your just offended because what they
    said applied to you.

  16. depression_hurts depression_hurts
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    this girl walked into my science class saying,
    "ewww this school is gross. why do I go here?
    eww what is wrong with people?!"
    so I asked what she was saying ewww about.
    Her reply was,
    "two girls just kissed in the hallway."
    I've never wanted to hit someone so hard.

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:39am UTC
    Guy:Hi, do you want to have my
    children?
    Girl:No
    Guy:OK, can we just practice then?

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    So we're friends now, when do the benefits
    kick in?

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    when I cry about one thing, I end up
    crying about everything that's wrong.

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    May your finals be as easy as you are

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