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1. zimchim*
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2014 11:45pm UTC
   I swear I'm the most
   stupid, clueless,
   and desperate
   creature in all the land!
   
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2. Apologetic*
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2013 10:40pm UTC
   why do i keep torturing myself
   by loving you
   
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3. ItsJustChey_*
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2013 8:17pm UTC
   So today I got a Dairy Queen blizzrad and I was walking down the street with my friend and I was like,
   "watch this" so I tilted it upside down like they do in the commericial thinking it wouldnt fall out but
   it did right onto the ground and there was no saving it.
   
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4. sarahmarlowXxx
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2013 5:43pm UTC
   why would you wanna lick your elbow anyway
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

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