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  1. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2015 1:16pm UTC
    Christmas gifts are fun for kids.
    If you try to buy a present for an adult, if it's something they want, they'll already have it, which means you're left with buying them something they don't want. If you give them money, and they give you a present (even if it's something you don't want), your gift is deemed worse because money takes less thought. If you both give each other money, but you don't give the same amount, it's also a problem. If you agree to give each other money and you agree on a specific amount to avoid problems, you might as well just keep your money and pretend you swapped it.
    Let's not and say we did.
    quote and format by Raxin

  2. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Bah Humbug

  3. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Guys,
    It's less than a week to Christmas,
    And I have never felt less Christmassy.
    Ever.

  4. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    I'm like the scrooge of relaionships.
    Friend: Omg I got a boyfriend!
    Me: HUMBUG.

:)

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