Screwed Quotes

Just_Kill_Me_Now
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 11:14am UTC

I confess,
I'm messed up.

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myboys
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:46pm UTC

so my dad is using my phone to call his work bc his phone isnt working
he just took it
and went upstairs
my phones unlocked
he has accsess to everything on my phone
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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kristalorrainee5
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 8:04pm UTC

4 weeks until school…
Done nothing ALL summer long…
Yup…
I’m screwed…

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almost alice*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 1:46am UTC

i just need a hug

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enginesGoBOOM*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:40pm UTC

If a barber makes a mistake, it's a new hairstyle.
If a scientist makes a mistake, it's a new invention.
If a teacher makes a mistake, it's a new theory.
If a parent makes a mistake, it's a new rule.
If we make a mistake, it's a mistake.

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UniicornLuvver7
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 10:44am UTC

Me: *gets done with work*
Teacher: Hey, why don't you have fun? Go on some websites! What is that one called? Witty?
Me: *stands up and walks out of the classroom* WHAT IS WITTY?! WHAT IS THIS WITTY YOU SPEAK OF!?
The teachers are on to us...

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Superman12345
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Take my name,
remember my face,
keep the change,
and have a nice day.
Cause this is what you'll be doing your whole life,
while I,
I have a world of endless possibilities.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Apparently if a crush exceeds more than 4 months you're in love,
if this is true than I'm completely screwed.

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almost alice*
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 12:43pm UTC

i dyed my hair blood red went to my friends house and her dad said you got irish hair i died laughing because it was dyed and my natural color is brown and i look more german than any thing twas very funny

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 2:26am UTC

In school we sit a quater of a day .
Times that by the 5 that makes 1.25
a day ,for a week.
And they still want us to do homework.

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sugrfree
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:16am UTC

If witty had a "Find Friends" option, we'd all be screwed.

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Madddyp_16
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:40am UTC

What if whatever you dreamed,
Came true the next day?
The world would be pretty screwed up with all the scary messed up freaky dreams
I've had...

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BandGeek2014
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:30pm UTC

It's 11:29
I have SATs in the morning
Why am I still up?

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:11pm UTC

if this whole "school days are the best days of your life" thing is true,
I'm screwed.

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 10:43pm UTC

I'm too afraid to get attached to closely to people because I always have this nagging feeling that they're gonna find 101 different ways to screw me over...

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:55am UTC

I remember when I used to be strong.
When I had that wall built up,
and nobody could hurt me.
but something happened.
they attacked my wall.
shot me down,
tore me into peices.
and there was nothing left of my wall,
other than dust.
and even when i try and build
that wall again, when i try
to be strong, it doesn't work.
wanna know why?
cus it just gets shot down again.
over and over.
lie after lie,
heartbreak after heartbreak.
and it doesn't stop.
its just the way this cycle goes.
and theres nothing i can do.

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:52am UTC

i don't deserve this.
nobody does.
it's just wrong,
the way people
hurt others.
i've cried my a/s out
over people
who aren't worth it.
i just dont get it.
how can this world
be so cruel?

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:48am UTC

people think i'm annoying.
i screwed up my chance.
everyone thinks i am.
they don't know how much it hurts.
i hear it nearly everyday.
and its just cus i screwed up the past.
i was stupid and i did mean things.
but i've changed.
and what i dont get,
is how people can't put the past back.
and you know what?
it's been haunting me forever.
i wish i could tell them.
i wish it could stop.
i wish i could go back.
and perfect my mistakes
and maybe i'd have a chance in this world.
maybe all of this would stop.
what bothers me most,
is how i started this mess.

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ReneeLisaaa
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Valentine's day in two weeks... my boyfriend's birthday in 17 days...
Yep, I'm screwed.

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makenna123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:47am UTC

A GOOD FRIEND WILL COME AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL....
A BEST FRIEND WILL BE SITTING RIGHT THERE BEXT TO YOU SAYING..
"DAMM WE SCREWED UP!"

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