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  1. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2015 8:51pm UTC
    nobody said it was easy
    no one ever said it would be this hard

  2. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 11:10pm UTC
    Does he tell you he loves
    you when you least expect
    it? Does he flutter your
    HEART WHEN HE KISSES YOUR
    neck? No scientist,
    or biology, it's obvious when he's
    HOLDING ME, IT'S
    only natural that I'm so affected. ♥

  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
    –Carl sagan

  4. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    You don't know
    How lovely you are

  5. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Scientist: "On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week."
    Me: "You mean per day."
    Scientist: "what?"
    Me: "what?"

  6. jeonghans_sideho* jeonghans_sideho*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Me: *shows friend pictures of Gaius Baltar* NEVER TELL ME PERFECT PEOPLE DON'T EXIST.
    Her: You do realise he is a fictiona-----
    Me: NO SHAT UP. HE IS REAL AND HE IS PERF----
    Her: he has schizophr----
    Me: *flips tables* *leaves*

  7. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_ 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:58am UTC
    Nobody said it was easy, oh its such a shame for us to part.
    Nobody said it was easy, nobody said it would be so hard.
    Oh take me back to the start.

  8. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    "I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the
    universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization
    that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to
    appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely
    grateful."
    -Stephen Hawking

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