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1. sneekyninja
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   Annoyonig Girl: Dont be jealous because I'm a 10.
   Me: Maybe on the pH scale because girl, you're basic!
   
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2. Hanny*
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 9:55am UTC
   Are you an Exothermic reaction?
   Because your Hotness is Radiating.
   
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3. Hanny*
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 9:27am UTC
   You're so hot,
   You'd Denature my Enzymes.
   
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4. thel0velyfakesmile
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   my science teacher threw sodium chloride at me today.
   i reported her for a salt.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
5. ToriRox16
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2013 1:48pm UTC
   Never trust an atom.
   They make up everything.
   
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