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SparkleSparkleDinoRawr
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May 23, 2013 3:57pm UTC
That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.

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SubsidingOne
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April 15, 2013 8:58am UTC
Gotta Love ASDF
Dad: Now son dont touch that cactus
*touches it*
Dad: Your dead to me
Friend: I heard carrots are good for your eye sight
*other guy puts carrots in his eyes*
other guy: you lied to me
Guy: i like your hat
him: thanks
Guy: i was being sarcastic
Him: Well i stole your face
Guy: *pats his head*
(Look up asdf on youtube <3)

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