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  1. _Suhaannna_ _Suhaannna_
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    When your friends sees your ex . They act cool .
    ME : Nice to meet you !
    Friend : nice to meet you to
    But in fact theres a war in their heads
    ME : I won yo ! hes mine now ¬‿¬
    Friend : are you enjoying my leftovers ? xD

  2. IanTheIguana IanTheIguana
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, thats why its called the present

  3. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    -you check your phone, even if you know no one texted you.
    -you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy leaf.
    -you always hear your name when it's not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    -you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    -you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.

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