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Carla Crahan.*
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June 24, 2014 6:06pm UTC
Balloons are so weird...
'Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath!'

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RingoStar
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June 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC
Balloons are so weird. It's like:
"Happy birthday, here's a colorful sack of my breath."

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 12:58pm UTC
*Me Before Bed*
Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll sleep with my socks on.
*Wakes Up 30 Minutes Later*
Me: Holy sh/t, get these sacks of lava of my feet.

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