Russia Quotes

Tobias**
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 2:23pm UTC

i hate when i sit my legs stretch to the
size of freaking russia.
-mrs_theojames

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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I decided to try to find the orgin of my last name and I learned that it's a form of a different Polish last name which is the Polish form of a Russian last name which is a Russian form of a Lithuanian last name and I have never been more confused.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I hate it when I sit down
and my legs flatten out to approximately the size of Russia.

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josiewdog123
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 7:37pm UTC

I want to go to Russia right now

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Hale_Storm18
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August 9, 2013 10:20am UTC

Pros and Cons of Dating Vladimir Putin
Pro: He's a good listener.
Con: But not as good as the NSA.
Pro: He won't disappear after spending the night.
Con: You might.
Pro: Seeing Putin get stuck by Cupid's arrow.
Con: Seeing Cupid immediately get taken out by a Russian sniper.
Pro: Joining him on a romantic vacation to the "City of Lights".
Con: Chernobyl.
Pro: If you come across a puddle, Putin will take of his coat.
Con: Then use it to strangle a passerby and lay their corpse over the puddle.
Pro: He enjoys long walks on the beach.
Con: In Russia, beach enjoys long walks on YOU.
Pro: He's got a big heart.
Con: He ripped it out of a near he once wrestled to death.
Pro: Playfully asking, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Con: Having him reply, "Gun."

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 2:17pm UTC

A bit of news for you…
Russia declares war on homosexuality, Britain blocks p/rn from their internet, US drops bombs over the great barrier reef (de-activated), New Zealand is about to legalise spying on it’s citizens, 500 convicted Al-Qaeda members escape from a jail in Iraq, and deforestation in the Amazon has increased by 437% THIS YEAR.
but let's talk about how pretty Justin Bieber's smile is hehe

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Maddi Motionless*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:53pm UTC

iPod: 20% batter
Me: *Sprints for charger*
Me: *comesback*
iPod: *died while I was getting my charger*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was too late, he was a good iPod. He will be missed.
Mom:
Dad:
Cat:
Fish:
Danny Worsnop:
Aliens:
Russia:
Me: Ohai it's charged again, jk c:

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josie*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:50am UTC

When you sit down and
your legs flatten out to
the size of Russia.
Format by Breeze

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Russia
has 15 secret cities. Their location is unknown, not on maps, has no road signs, and visits are prohibited.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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bambi101
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Me and my friends were in history and in my history class were everyone represents a country
I represent Russia
One of my friends Prussia
And my other friend represents Hungary
We were acting out the cold war
then in the middle of class 'Prussia' yelled
"I WILL CONCOR YOUR VITAL REGIONS"
'Hungary' then retorted "YOU WILL HAVE TO GET PAST MY FRYING PAN!"
Then they both turned to me and said "RUSSIA HELP ME OUT!"
My response "I will get my pipe and you will both become one with me, Da?"
Oh how I love that me and my friends watch Hetalia~

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 2:48pm UTC

For those not in the know, Night Witches were Russian lady bombers who
bombed the sh//t out of German lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappiest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. The planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them coming and starting up their anti-aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get out of there. Why isn't this taught in history class?

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 5:39pm UTC

When Nasa first started sending astronauts into space.
They realized that the ball-point pen would not work in zero - gravity.
A million dollar investment and two years of tests resulted in a pen that could write in space,upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees celsius.
When confronted with the same problem, The Russians used a pencil.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding tsarbucks.
15 minutes late? Looks like they weren't Russian. Looks like they were stalin.

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niqc
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:21am UTC

Imagine if the meteor that hit Russia,
had happened on December 21st

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Vodka
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 11:32pm UTC

So my job.
We have really interesting conversations.
Smuh: Of course. The topic of boobs is once again brought up in the SB.
Smuh: Here we go.
merlinlover1997: BOOBIES! 8D
Noctre: ...-covers my chest- >>
Smuh: Guys.
XxKaidaMizukixX: *buckles up*
Smuh: Seriously. I'm eating.
Smuh: Stop making me choke. XD
Russia: Don't let it get out of hand, y'all. XD
Finitevus: your sacrifice will be for the good of the boobies smuh
Smuh: lol
Smuh: *stops eating for the time being*
Gravy: Why would you let the boobies out of our hand? That's where they belong.
merlinlover1997: Gravy!!! 8D
Finitevus: omg gravy
Smuh: Omigod

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1hockey2lax3crazy
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 7:31pm UTC

You know you watch too much hockey when Russian and Slovakian accents sound normal...

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