Rudolph Quotes

StayStrongLiveLong
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Tonight I'm going to run through the field with a red light.
I am going to trip and hit my face
I am going to break something on my body
Wildlife will see me as a threat and chase me
I will get severely injured
But this is the price you have to pay
to be Rudolph

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megaserperior
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December 21, 2013 11:34pm UTC

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (Reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose! (Like a lightning bolt!)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it glows! (Like radiation!)
All of the other reindeer, (Reindeer!)
Used to laugh and call him names! (Like Psycopath!)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games! (Like the Knife Game!)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say, (You're under arrest!)
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you lead the crusifixion tonight?
Then all the reindeer loved him! (Loved him!)
As they shouted out with glee! (Crucify!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (Reindeer)
You'll go down in history! (Like Atila the Hun!)

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Hale_Storm18
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November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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purdygirl
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July 26, 2013 2:24am UTC

Okay but my local radio station
is playing Christmas music
for Christmas in July
and that makes me strangely happy.

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DeathOfASon
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June 30, 2013 1:27pm UTC

Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.
Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, rllacist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.
Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

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