Rivers Quotes

dontsellyourselfshort
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January 19, 2016 8:24pm UTC

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Nothing ever happens how it plays out in your head.

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MadiCakes
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March 13, 2014 8:15pm UTC

My brother asking about my science work: Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
My answer: when you're drowning someone, it doesn't matter all three are great.

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_geronimo_*
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December 17, 2013 5:47am UTC

Although I do love the internet,
I would very easily pass just to get back to nature any day.
Just sayin'.

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lovefree15
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December 11, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Divided rivers will once again meet in the ocean.

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someoneinhiding
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May 26, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Cry me a river
cry cry away
so that maybe
my baby
you'll be happy one day
cry me a river
cry cry away
because you dont deserve
to always feel this way
no no baby
so let those tears fall down
let them pool all around
and ill hold you close in my arms
far away from the harm
so let those tears fall down
the tears they will go
and then i will show
the greatest love for you
and hopefully, please
the frown will go away
cry me a river
then wipe the tears away
so that maybe
my baby
youll be happy today.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2013 10:48am UTC

Joan Rivers: I met Adele, was she on the show?
David Letterman: Oh, yeah! Lovely lady!
Joan Rivers: What is her song, Rolling in the Deep?
Joan Rivers: She should add fried chicken
Joan Rivers: She kept saying, "My throat, my throat, I don't know if I can swallow
Joan Rivers: And I said "Oh, yeah. You can swallow."
...
Adam Hills: If you make fat jokes about Adele, you're being a d//ck
Adam Hills: And I'm referring to you, Joan Rivers
Adam Hills: F//ck you!
Adam Hills: How dare you make fun of of one of the best female role models on the planet for the way she looks!
Adam Hills: When you're so insecure about your own face!
Adam Hills: You've spent more money on it than the producers of Life of Pi spent on that tiger

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Jodieendacott
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January 27, 2013 10:08am UTC

Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers
And the lakes that you’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it
Your way or nothing at all
But I think you’re moving too fast

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