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  1. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    The Tooth Fairy teaches kids from an early age to
    exchange their body parts for money

  2. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    It was just another story
    PRINTED ON THE SECOND PAGE,
    underneath the Tiger's football score.
    It said he was only eighteen,
    a boy about my age.
    THEY FOUND HIM FACE DOWN ON HIS BEDROOM FLOOR.
    Please don't remove this!

  4. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 7:16am UTC
    “I'm sorry, baby.”
    “Just hold me, please,” she replied.
    I’d hold her forever if I could.
    Please don't remove this!

  5. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 2:02am UTC
    Hey guys, so I just had an idea.
    Idk if you guys will like it, but here we go.
    I think all wittians should pick one day when
    we don't fear anything the whole day.
    When we raise our hand in class.
    When we stand up against the bullies.
    Where we speak our mind.
    Where we tell him we like him.
    Just one day.
    At the end of the day, we can all come home and talk about what happened.
    I think we could do it.
    You only get one life.
    Why waste it hiding in the shadows?
    Do something with your life.
    Take a chance.
    It could change everything for the better.
    What do you say, wittians?
    ~written by ToriRox16~
    re-post if you want. spread the word!

  6. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    I know they say if you love somebody
    >>>>> YOU SHOULD SET THEM FREE,
    but it sure is hard to do. It sure is hard to do
    I know they say if you don't come back again,
    then it's meant to be.
    THOSE WORDS DON'T PULL ME THROUGH,
    cause I'm still in love with you.
    Please don't remove this!

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    I'm still in the midst of figuring out who I am, and why I'm (still) here.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    For the past few days Taksim (Turkey) has been calmer, more peaceful
    with only the protestors walking around and making shows. But this morning, one million police attacked the citizens in Taksim. Taksim is now the way it was 17 days ago: a war field. fire, tear bombs, guns and water cannons; everything.
    Taksim is literally like a hospital, too many injured people to count.
    Too much smoke. Too much blood. Too much pain. The ruling party's young supporters are given guns and sent into Taksim to kill the people that are against the ruling party (AKP).
    Most of the people in taksim are in highschool and college.
    They're young citizens that are asking for their rights, that are sick of the oppresive government. They do not want religious people to rule their country, they don't want trees to be cut so that they make a shopping center. They just do not want AKP.
    They never did anything to hurt anyone until the police came in.
    Of course they hurt the police--what were they suppose to do? Just died?
    The governer of Istanbul gave a speech on TV. He was banning people
    from going to taksim without saying it directly. He said things along the lines of "Whoever goes to that place is a terrorist" and "We will not take responsibility of your injury if you go to Taksim" and "Anyone supporting those terrorist will be in danger" (indirectly) etc.
    The Turkish government is trying to stop people from voicing
    any of their opinions. In the media, they are not showing anything. None of the major channels, none of the big newspapers are showing anything. All of them are supporting the ruling party.
    Turkey is in danger.

  9. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    spell your name and see what it means;
    a: hot b: loves people c: good kisser d: makes people laugh e: has gorgeous eyes f: really wild and crazy, adore you g: very outgoing h:easy to fall in love with i: loves to laugh and smile j: is really sweet k: really silly
    l: smile to die for m: makes dating fun n: loving and caring o: has one of the best personalities ever p: can be sweet and funny at times q: hyperactive
    r: good boyfriend or girlfriend s: cute t: very good kisser u: textaholic v: not judgmental w: very broad minded x: never let people tell you what to do
    y: is loved by everyone z: popular with all types of people

  10. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    I'm ugly
    Anyone who faves this disagrees.(which won't be a lot)
    Repost if you have ever been called ugly.

  11. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:12am UTC
    0 faves = I'm Ugly
    3 faves = I'm okay
    5 faves = I'm cute
    7 faves = I'm hot
    25 faves = I'm beautiful
    30 faves = I'm breathtaking
    Repost this if you're not afraid

  12. SuperSpazzy SuperSpazzy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:18am UTC
    I am 60% obsessed with my looks
    I own:
    [ ] hair straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [ ] hairspray
    [x] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] I have dyed my hair
    [ ] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 9
    Eyes: I own
    [ ] black eyeliner
    [ ] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [ ] fake eyelashes
    [ ] eyelash curler
    [ ] eye shimmer
    [ ] contacts
    [ ] stunna shades
    [x] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 3
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [ ] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [ ] lip plumper
    [ ] electric toothbrush
    [ ] teeth whitener
    [ ] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 4
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [ ] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    [ ] blotting papers
    TOTAL: 7
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [x ] nail buffer
    [x] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail hardener
    [x] nail brush
    [ ] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 7
    OVERALL TOTAL: 30
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks

  13. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    Hey guys, so I just had an idea.
    Idk if you guys will like it, but here we go.
    I think all wittians should pick one day when
    we don't fear anything the whole day.
    When we raise our hand in class.
    When we stand up against the bullies.
    Where we speak our mind.
    Where we tell him we like him.
    Just one day.
    At the end of the day, we can all come home and talk about what happened.
    I think we could do it.
    You only get one life.
    Why waste it hiding in the shadows?
    Do something with your life.
    Take a chance.
    It could change everything for the better.
    What do you say, wittians?
    ~written by ToriRox16~
    re-post if you want. spread the word!

  14. collapse* collapse*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed, has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could've ended, but chose not to. The author is you and the sentence is your life.
    PASS THIS ON.

  15. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Nothing cures this ever-
    lasting loneliness better
    than talking to you.
    Nothing fills this gaping
    hole in my chest better
    than your sickeningly
    sweet words.
    (lies)
    (DS)

  16. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    {I want to write beautiful things, but I too often forget that I am not a beautiful person.}
    c.n.

  17. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 12:25am UTC
    Hakuna Matata,
    it means no worries.

  18. sophxoxo sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.
    nmq, stolen from MissStyles

  19. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    “ noTHInG wouLD
    Be THe same IF
    you DID noT exIsT.
    everY PLace You
    have ever been &
    everYone You
    HaVe ever sPoKen
    to would be
    dIFFerenT wITHouT
    you.
    ...............''

  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    There's a place in town
    where we all hang out,
    where the country girls go
    AND THE BOYS GET LOUD.
    Yeah, when the whistle blows
    WE MAKE QUITE THE CROWD
    when the sun sets low on Friday.
    Please don't remove this!

:)

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