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  1. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    I can't even draw a straight line using a ruler,
    why do people expect so much from me?

  2. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 10:27am UTC
    don’t let me go outside at midnight because I’ll suddenly get very excited and want to go on an all-night adventure

  3. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Confession 7:
    I have overthinking and anxiety problems

  4. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Just because she's not your type of skinny, doesn't mean shes not perfect.
    Just because he's depressed doesn't mean hes insane.
    Just because she dressed how she wants, doesn't mean shes an outcast.
    Just because he cries, doesn't mean hes not a man.
    Just because she cuts, doesnt mean shes attention seeking.
    Just because hes gay, doesn't mean he has no rights.
    Society is horrible, everyone is perfect in their own way.
    Stop juding them!

  5. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold outside

  6. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    I Need Someone Who Is Prepared For:
    - A million questions
    - Uncontrollable laughter
    - My family
    - My appetite
    - Musical outbursts
    - Random dancing
    - My friends
    - Sad/Happy tears
    - Deep talks
    - My imagination
    - My dreams
    - Walks in the rain
    - Random texts
    - Useless arguments
    - and Acceptance of the real me

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    When a girl is new to Witty:
    One comment welcoming her
    When a guy is new to Witty:
    Fifty comments welcoming him

  8. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Oh My God,
    Who the hell cares?

  9. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    * accidentally showers for 5 hours *

  10. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    IT MATTERS NOT
    WHAT SOMEONE IS
    BORN BUT WHAT
    THEYGROW TO BE.
    - Albus Dumbledore

  11. luvyhu4ever luvyhu4ever
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN
    you think you've
    finally taken a good
    PICTURE. but as
    you look at it, it
    gets uglier and
    uglier

  12. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Me: *listening to a song by my favorite band about how their ex treated them bad*
    Me: What
    Me: Why would you do that girl?
    Me: He's in a band, he makes money, he's attractive as hell, and he treated you so good.
    Me: Go home girl, you're drunk

  13. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    hide in
    there room whevever there's
    visitors?

  14. Emilyycanfly Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Me Doing Homework:
    Me: *Writes title*
    Me:
    Me: I deserve a Witty break

  15. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Me: *complains about never getting texts*
    Me: *gets a text*
    Me: Oh no, i don't wanna talk to you

  16. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    When I'm in a bad mood DON'T TOUCH ME.
    Don't poke me, tickle me, grab me.. Nothing.
    I will break your arm.

  17. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Interviewer: What turns you on?
    Lea Michele: Food

  18. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    idk about you guys but half of my entertainment on here comes from reading comments on steve's profile

  19. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    my mom: you know that music group you like The Cab? I really like them
    me: I've taught you well, young grasshopper

  20. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    And after all this time,..I'm still into you.

:)

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