Reginageorge Quotes

Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
November 13, 2014 4:12pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy
friends.
White m&m: ~engages
conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white
m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate
m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE
m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST
ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
August 22, 2014 8:48pm UTC

Get in, loser...we're going shopping.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 3:34pm UTC

So today, the cross country team's spirit day was camouflage day or something like that. A girl in my English class, who's on the cross country team, was wearing army pants and flip flops. A girl in my class walked in and, as soon as she saw the girl, yelled, "I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops."

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mtndewhm*
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October 5, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Person: I don't like Alex Gaskarth, he's ugly.
A wild Regina George appears: I think you're a lesbian

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FashionxxBeauty
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 12:09am UTC

There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.

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basicbitch
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 5:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when it's wednesday
and you're not wearing pink

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greyskies
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.

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greyskies
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:46pm UTC

When attractive people compliment me I get suspicious
because I remember that time Regina George
complimented that girl on her skirt

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 4:27pm UTC

This one's for the
girls and boys who have never had their first kiss, had the chance to even say a sentence to their crushes, or have ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend who has broken their heart.
This one's for the
individuals who feel left out, alone, worthless or useless in the world.
people who are going through a problem, a depression, whatever it may be.
This one's for the
people who don't realize how amazing and beautiful they are, and never will feel good about themselves no matter how many times they're told they are.
This one's for the
people who are being bullied or harrassed in any way.
This one's for the
people who's parents are fighting all the time, and don't have anyone to talk to.
This one's for the
parents who have lost a child from any type of terrorism, s.u.i.cide, or sickness, like cancer.
This one's for the
people who are going through hunger and can't afford a home or food.
This one's for the
people who have ever felt they've been personally victimized by Regina George.

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swiftiexo
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Gretchen, stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen. -Regina George.

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RunningPrincess
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Us girls,
We don't dress up to impress guys,
We dress up to out-dress other girls.
If we wanted to impress guys,
We'd run around naked.
~ReginaGeorge.twitter.com

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:07pm UTC

lllll Hermione Granger lllll
How do I begin to describe Hermione Granger?
Hermione Granger is flawless.
I hear her hair's insured for 10,000 Galleons.
I hear she does wand commercials...in Japan.
One time, she met Viktor Krum in a library...
...and he told her she was pretty.
Draco: One time, she punched me in the face.
Draco: ...it was awesome.

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sing4themoment
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Giovanna Plowman.
We were best friends in middle school.
I know, r i g h t ?
It's so embarassing.
I don't even...whatever.
So then in eighth grade, I got my p e r i o d, and Giovanna was like, weirdly jealous of it.
Like, if I would blow her off because of period pains, she'd be like, "Why didn't you let me have your tampon?"
And I'd be like, "What is wrong with you?"
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool pary, I was like, "Giovanna, I can't invite you, because I think you're gonna steal everyone's tampons."
I mean I couldn't have HER at my party.
There were gonna be girls there on their PERIODS.
I mean, right?
She was OBSESSED.
So then her mom called my mom and started y e l l i n g at her, it was so retarded.
And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for h i g h s c h o o l, all of her hair was cut off and we was totally weird.
And now I guess she eats tampons.
-twitter

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