Witty Profiles

Realatable Quotes

coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 6:53pm UTC
Mum: 'Can you go get something for me?'
Me: ~Obeys and walks out of room~
Me: ~Forgets why I'm here and shrugs shoulders and walks back in ~
Mum: So where is it?
Me: Huh?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
Lgirl
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:31am UTC
"Guys, be quiet! I'm calling my mom!"
*Friends start making awkward sexual noises in the background*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points