1. Do you sleep in your bra? all night every niiight
2. Do you like noodles? I LOOOVE NOOODLES #cyanideandhappiness fave if you got the reference right away!
3. Do you enjoy drama? nah, soap oprahs s.uuuck. unless you mean school drama. yeah its still a nnn-YES!
4. Are you a girly girl? i don't know, are you a camely camel?
5. Small or large purses? uuuuh i prefer medium. yanno, juuuust right, not too big, not too small. its like goldilocks
7. Are you short? well im not tall
8. Do you like somebody? well i can't really answer that when i don't even know who somebody is. are they even a girl?
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? well feet stink anyways.... jk yeeeah. i dont want to be hobo.
10. Do you like Halloween? that's like asking if i love Christmas. who doesn't?!
11. Favorite time of year? approximately 2:43 on a mid-summer's eve on the beach in northern southwestern dakota.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? my bed..?
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? WHAT KIND OF PE.RVERTED QUESTION IS THIS?!
14. Are there any rumours going around about you? they're rumors. people tend not to find out about lots of them
Be Honest:
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? a clear neon fuscia plaid
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dude. its hair. who cares? and i like girls
3. Longest relationship? 300 MILLION YEARS MWUHAHAHAHA
4. Do you have a best friend? no. i have 3
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? well im alive, so it can't be broken. unless you want to count defects. its still a no
6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? no
7. Do you like your life? i guess so cuz i havent commited suicide
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? well i wasnt going to go in there n.ude. OOOH daaaayy clothes. then its still a yeah
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? i honestly dont know.... thats a good question
10. How long have you had a facebook? psh idk....
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yeah
12. What are your biggest fear(s)? chuck norris.... aaahhh who am i kidding, i aint scared of him *he comes karating jumping through my window and roundhouse kicks me in the face*
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? no
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? well if someone were on my mind, they surely would have squashed it, leaving me dead.
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? a cheater on what? please clarify
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? he. hehe. hehehehehe. HE. HEHEHEHE. HAHAHAHAHAHA. MWUHAHAHAHAHA
17. Do you ever wish you where famous? b**tch please, i is famous
18. Are you currently missing someone? yeah, i cant figure out where i placed them. can you help me find them?
19: What are you doing right now? uuuh answering these questions. W.T.F. ELSE WOULD I BE DOING?
20. Cowboy or gangster? cangstaboy
21. Face or body? both
22. Sweet or sexy? sour
23. Contacts or glasses? id prefer it if they had eyes
Yourself:
1. Eyeliner or mascara? both of cooourse like omgggggg
2. Pink or black? blue
3. Pumps or flats? plats
4. Skirts or trousers? pants
5. Socks or leggings? socks
6. Hoodies or jackets? there pretty much the same gosh dang thing
7. Heels or sneakers? DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME THIS LIKE 4 QUESTIONS AGO?
8. Straight or curly hair? again. its hair
9. White or black? gray
10. Smoothies or lattes? smooth lattes
11. Diet or regular sodas? thats like asking if i want monopoly money or real money. OF COURSE I WANT REGULAR
12. Water or daiquiris? watered down daiquiris
13. Pearls or diamonds? im too poor for either..... #hobo
14. iPod or cell phone? cell phone, because iphones are in that category
15. Friends or family first? i think id put myself before everyone. thats assuming this is a life or death situation
16. Lip gloss or lip stick? a glossy lip stick
17. Manicure or pedicures? i thought this was asking if i wanted to cure men, or pediphiles. then i asked my gf what they were....
18. Tank tops or beaters? they are the same thing, just male or female version
19. Big sunglasses or small? how about ones that fit?
20. Sunglasses or purses? purse, because then you would have sunglasses in them. but for me, sunglasses
In a Guy:
1. Funny or serious? to be my friend, both.
2. Romantic or daredevil? um, i would hope a guy wouldnt be romantic towards me.... so daredevil, as in evil knevil
3. Dark eyes or light eyes? theyre f*ckin eyes. who cares as long as they got them
4. Long hair or short hair? WHY AM I EVEN ASWERING THESE ANYMORE
5. Curly hair or straight hair? OH MY GOD IVE SAID THIS A HUNDRED TIMES. ITS. HAIR. jesu.s c.hrist.....
6. Hockey player or football player? scr.ew answering them anymore.....
sorry for the random periods in the words. apparently, there was a bad word or two witty didnt like