Pranks Quotes

Kin
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 8:59am UTC

So yesterday I had that big and long test and my mom kept saying at least you don't have one today! Then right before I was about to leave she came running out of her room saying, "Julian you have to retake the test! Get your sweats back on so you're comfy!" it was so obvious she was lying so I just said, "April Fools" and she was like, "ugh i thought I got you! Have a good day ahaha!" so yea that's life in my house :P

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stupidhumor
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February 15, 2014 11:57pm UTC

top ten prankcalls
1.call someone and tell them your stuck in the toilet
2.call someone and fart in the phone then sigh with reliefe
3.call someone and say you fallen and cant get up
4.call someone and and tell them you justcreated the first catstrige a ostrige cat
5. tell them your miget freind is stuck in a tree
6.tell them you just got robed by a unicorn
7. start grunting then squirt ketchup in a toilet
8.tell them your neighbor is dating your wife and your dating his grandma
9.ask if they want a half eatin sandwich and tell em youll give em a discount
10.tell them a pandatied you upside down to a tree

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Ash_leigh*
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January 3, 2014 5:54pm UTC

Fun prank:
buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange
so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug.
pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die.
(side note: you will be arrested for this)

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Jade💕*
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November 23, 2013 9:26am UTC

how to play a joke on your friends....
get a poisonous snake,
make sure it's angry,
& put it in their bed...
it's hilerious , they'll die laughing :3

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RoseNightshade1799
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October 31, 2013 10:49pm UTC

This year for Halloween
I'm just going to open the door quickly and throw a handful of candy onto the driveway and watch from afar as kids start World War III

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RoseNightshade1799
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October 31, 2013 10:46pm UTC

This year for Halloween
I'm going to dig pits in my lawn and cover them with leaves and put a piece of candy on top of each one and see how many kids I can get
Haha, JK that would be awful

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8r3ak_away
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July 25, 2013 11:49pm UTC

this week at field hockey camp we woke up at 4 am, snuck into our coach's room and snapchatted her a picture of her field hockey stick
Good thing it was the last night

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peek-a-boo*
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June 23, 2013 10:02am UTC

NEXT TIME IM IN A LIFT WITH FOUR OR MORE STRANGERS, IM GOING TO TURN AROUND AND SAY, IM SURE YOURE ALL WONDERING WHY IVE GATHERED YOUALL HERE

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wanderer*
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June 7, 2013 12:47am UTC

My sister did some prank calling
Pizza hut: hello?
Sister: I was gonna prank you but you seem nice sooooo... bye
Dominoes: hello?
Sister: is your refrigerator running?
*hangs up*
Burger king: hello?
Sister: what's McCain McDonalds phone number?
Burger king: sorry. But this is burger king. We don't have McDonald's number
Sister: well shouldn't you have your rival's phone number?
*hangs up*

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TheSkyisFalling
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June 2, 2013 3:31pm UTC

At sleepover
Me:Oh and btw dont touch my whiteboard k?
Me:*goes to washroom and comes back 2 minutes later*
Friend:*drawing on whiteboard*
Me:*looks at drawing*
Me:Omg wdf is this?Im showing it to my mom.
Friend:mhm.Your not going to.
Me:*walks out door*Try me.
Friend:
Friend:OK FINE STOPP PLEASSE?
Me:The old mom trick always saves the day

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someoneinhiding

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May 26, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Messing with friends is the best... until they rip your heas off. But that is completely besides the point.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 3:37pm UTC

I'm going to do a 'Best Friend' video
with Isabella on our YouTube.
Someone leave us some questions
or something please. (: ♥

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Overcast-Kid*
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February 22, 2013 6:31pm UTC

EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEBODY MISSPELL A WORD, I IMMEDIATELY LOOK DOWN AT THE KEYBOARD TO SEE HOW CLOSE THE LETTER IS TO THE LETTER THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TO SEE IF IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO MISSPELL SAID WORD.

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Ice
Bank
Mice
Elf
say it out loud.

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the_person_no_one_sees
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Last Halloween I scared my bestfriend shtless. To get back at me she had a sleep over and when I was asleep all the other girls put on make-up to make them look like voodoo dolls and scary Mardi Gras masks. Then they woke me up by all standing in a circle over me and chanting. It was my turn to be shtless, but I guess that's what best friends are for.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 7:20am UTC

I tried to pull a prank on Dominos,
It went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
the cashier responded, "No this is Patrick"
MADE MY LIFE.
nmq

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