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1. CookieMonster09*
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 4:20pm UTC
   american overhearing somebody British: oh my god, you have a british accent! omg say something british! omg thats so cool, be my friend!!!
   British person overhearing somebody American: oh for fùck sake, it's an american.
   
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2. mj25
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 7:04pm UTC
   You swore you'd never hurt me. You promised..
   So did you close your eyes when you saw me cry?
   
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