Best Play Quotes This Week

* Cait *
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 6:51pm UTC

i'm sick and tired of the games you play

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Jessica♥*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 2:33pm UTC

homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
homework: do me
me: no, you s l u t.
witty: come here.
witty: I love you.
witty: we can play for hours.
witty: and never stop.
me: okay.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:59am UTC

Even my skin is acting weird
I wish I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
Not play connect the dots

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 8:00pm UTC

I choose defeat, I walk away, and leave this place for sane today. Some like to sleep, we like to play. Just look at all that pain.

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musicure
posted a quote
December 4, 2016 6:53am UTC

let's play dot to dot
until our lips meet

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MusicIsMyForever
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Life is like a piano, it doesnt matter what you play, its how you decide to play it ...

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 3:02pm UTC

I can't play hard to get I'm already hard to want

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Soup2434
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:09pm UTC

DREAM more
COMPLAIN less
LISTEN more
TALK less
LOVE more
HATE less
HOPE more
FEAR less
RELAX more
WORRY less
BELIEVE more
DOUBT less
PLAY more
WORK less
❤

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 4:19pm UTC

All she really wants is for you to pay attention to her like you do your phone.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 8:30pm UTC

So my school went to our local university to go see the William Shakespear play of Hamlet:
Everyone: *watching the play*
One Senior Girl in the Back: *snores*
Everyone: *turns to look at her*
Girl: *still sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up! And pay attention!
Actors on stage: Um...and to be...or not to be...
Yeah the actors were a little less enthusiastic for the rest of the play...

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cutecandygirl33
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:26pm UTC

there should be an app in the app store or google play called witty profiles anyone agree

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

I have 17 tabs open that are all playing BSE just to help break the record

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 1:27am UTC

& it was the moon that gave
her hope, and the sound
of his heart that played
on through her soul.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I never thought you'd hurt me, I guess you live and learn; when you play with fire, you're bound to get burned.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 10:31pm UTC

I'm really in the mood to play paper dolls with my niece
I know it sounds little kiddish
But it's so much fun spending time with her
Dressing up fake dolls
It's the little things in life that make me smile

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 3:59pm UTC

let's play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 9:43pm UTC

She planned ahead
for a year, he said,
"LET'S PLAY IT BY
ear." She didn't want
him to run, he didn't
want her to fear.
Nobody said it'd be easy. ♥

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:30pm UTC

I really hate it when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it's freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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Schizophrenia21
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:54pm UTC

You're Cute.
IT'S TOO BAD...
that you're a player.
format credit: CandyBurst

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taylorisaG
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Friendship
Ahaha The Only Ones That Have Showed Me That Is: Spencer, Alyx, And Megan
I Dont Even Know What Friendship Is Anymore?

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