Best Pirates Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 6:41pm UTC

It's weird that pirates went shore to shore looking for buried treasure
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making.

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Pluto*
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March 30, 2013 3:48pm UTC

*My mom watching Pirates Of The Carribean*
My Mom: They look so stinky.
My Mom: I can almost smell them.

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 3:26pm UTC

do pirates hook up

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dolph*
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March 16, 2014 1:37pm UTC

Me and my pirate boyfriend
*holding hands*
me: bb y is ur hand so cold
him: that me hook

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greyskies
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July 23, 2013 5:45am UTC

The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude about the problem.
Do you understand?
- Captain Jack Sparrow

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airdude
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May 31, 2013 1:32am UTC

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate.
Translation: Dude you really need to get laid.

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Dishonored*
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October 14, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Me: Ahhh, I need to go get hair-dye.
Friend: For your pirate inspired hair?
Me: Yes, I f.ucking love pirates.
Friend: I don't see why you get so
obsessed with the lamest things.
Me: Psh, what are you talking about?
Friend: Jurassic Park, pirates, octopi,
and so many more things. It's annoying.
Coming from someone that is obsessed
with mustaches because it is a fad. Like,
excuse me, but Jurassic Park (um, f.ucking
dinosaurs, man), pirates, and octopi, are
rad as s.hit, and at least I'm obsessed with
them because I actually like them vs. liking
them because it is cool to do so.

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