Perverted Quotes

Swag Unicorn*
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September 14, 2013 1:06pm UTC

*playing tennis match*
Me*to friend who doesn't like Novak djokovic: *looks at picture on the can of bālls* Me: hey look we're playing with Djokovic's bälls!
Her: that sounds so wrong.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:23pm UTC

69% battery left
-7th graders laughing in the distance-

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Kissmeimlucky
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC

I'm following 69 people.
Hehe.

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:48pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
Its the teacher that makes the perverted joke...

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ashcash12
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 11:22am UTC

Hey you,
Wanna solve me like a rubiks cube? ;)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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永久*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 7:27am UTC

13 0 0 13 5
Comment what you think it is!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Imagine getting married.
After many months of planning,
you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
And every single person in that room over the age of 10
Knows your getting laid
tonight.

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jennyracinggirl
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March 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC

I hate when im sitting in the back of the bus because its more bouncy and then my boobs bounce and crap out of control .

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