Pedo Quotes

MadiCakes
posted a quote
May 22, 2014 1:07pm UTC

Who's your favourite from one direction?
Niall Horan.
Hmmm, I like Harry, Niall is cute too,.
Harry is a manwhore.
No, Harry is husband Louis Tomlinson.
EVEN CLEVERBOT KNOWS LARRY IS REAL.

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
May 22, 2014 1:05pm UTC

You have a boyfriend?
Yes.
How old is your boyfriend?
40 years old.
Your 16 years old and your boyfriend is 40 years old?
Yep.
Cleverbot is a phyco.

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Fudding*
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March 4, 2014 1:56pm UTC

girls at my school: Guys that are good with kids are like so cute :D
Me: *smirks* so you like pedo's eh
cx

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Rose :)*
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January 26, 2014 12:26pm UTC

Whenever i have a lot of candy at school i feel like i should be driving a pedo-van or something

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MySecretReality
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 6:19am UTC

Me: Copy/paste yourself
Me: into my bed
Me: ;)

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC

You're not worthless.
I bet $20 some pedo eyed you at the mall.

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MeowMeowPower
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Just cause I have a beard doesn't mean I'm a pedophile...

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bexutifulmonster
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August 3, 2013 11:06am UTC

I CHANGE MY PERSONALITY I NO LONGER SCENE QUEEN BOTDF SMELL AND DAHVIE IS A PEDO HE IS NOT REALLY MY UNCLE I LIED FOR THE FAME

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
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May 21, 2013 3:14am UTC

I went jogging this afternoon and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said "Hey, you dropped 50 bucks" and i took it and started running and while i'm running i'm laughing because the 50 dollars didn't belong to me.

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pervey_sage_girl
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May 12, 2013 3:06am UTC

Me: Copy/paste yourself
Me: into my bed
Me: *pedo face* ;)

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

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pervey_sage_girl
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

So, parents are all like
"DONT TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS CHILDREN!"
ummmmmm I have two words for you-
Easter Bunny

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Me without you is like pepsi without cans
Pedos without vans
Jersey shore without tans
nmq

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 11, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Facebook scrolling
Girl: *posts pictures of her in a skimpy bikini*
Me: Her pictures bring all the pedo's to the yard, and they're like GET IN MY CAR.

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