Peasants Quotes

lamedork
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June 20, 2014 1:24pm UTC

STOP ENTERING QUOTES INTO CONTEST THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONTEST
HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA HOW OBNOXIOUS THAT IS JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE ENTER THESE
CONTESTS WITH THEIR BEST EFFORTS AND YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU POSTED AN UNRELATED
QUOTE TO GET MORE VIEWS LIKE CAN U NOT

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justinbieberlover6969
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January 29, 2014 6:02pm UTC

Tbh it's really none of anybody's business at school who I talk too k? Thanks.

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Awesome_Laura
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January 12, 2014 10:31am UTC

Using annoying hashtags to mock the peasants
then it becomes a habit.

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*Hooligan*
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October 11, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Thoughts during school...
Me: why
Me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
Me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
Me: whens lunch
Me:the f*ck is this?
Me:why are you here
Me:what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
Me:dont touch me
*Lol sorry guys....I'm weird

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josephxX
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September 21, 2013 11:08am UTC

My parents keep asking if I want to invite anyone round.
Why would I want to invite people round when there's internet?
I have no friends to invite round anyway because i've got too much swag for all those peasants.

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Ugfhhbyjnvcffg*
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September 9, 2013 11:26pm UTC

Honestly you got yourself into this situation, if people talk about you, they do. I mean you're gonna have to climb your way out of the hole you dug yourself into. I've made mistakes and I take full responsibility for my actions, and honestly it's just a part of growing up.

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Marian*

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September 8, 2013 10:33pm UTC

I hate when people points out my acne
and i'm like, i know it's there i can see it too

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poprocks_choosewisely
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August 31, 2013 9:55am UTC

I'm wasting my life worrying about what peasants think of me.

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

It takes a basic b||tch to know a basic b||tch.

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 27, 2013 11:29am UTC

This year, I an going to write down every dumb sayings/ comments that peasants-I mean my school chums say.
Then I will publish it (lets face it.. with all of these idiotic people i'll have enough for a whole freaking two part novel) and become like a millionaire.
Then I will buy a small island somewhere near the Bahamas and
ALL OF US WITTIANS CAN LIVE IN HARMONY AWAY FROM THE PEASANTS.

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cristymusicluver
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August 26, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Me on the first day of school: *opens door and walks in dramatically* "step aside peasants"

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muko
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August 26, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Lord Muko > u
just sayin

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WhyCantHeSee
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August 17, 2013 5:33am UTC

Me on first day of summer break:
*wakes up and see sun*
Me: i'm going to step out into the normal world today
*steps outside and sees other humans*
Me: Retreat, retreat, i'm being surrounded by peasants!
*crawls back into cave until september*

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 12, 2013 6:49pm UTC

School hasnt even started yet and I already can't stand people.

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Eli22b
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August 6, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Write me a letter!
Dear _______________,
I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
I might follow you if I deem worthy enough.
Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway.

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Marian*

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August 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

me: i respect everyone's opinions
someone: your favorite band is sh/t
me: you must want to die you ignorant f.uck

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Marian*

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August 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC

I love when people say “that’s not real music".
Oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.

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