Peasant Quotes

tiger1234a
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 8:49am UTC

im not a princess, im the princess

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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September 23, 2013 7:48pm UTC

1 more follower till 90!

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Buzz_LightYear
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September 5, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Yeah, just go ahead and make out with your boyfriend in the middle of the hallway, because its not like I want to be on time for class anyways.

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 27, 2013 11:57am UTC

I swear the first person wearing sparkly uggs that I see, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL END YOU.

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LaylaTheAwesome
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August 16, 2013 9:58am UTC

Peasant: F.ck sleeping with sirens
Me: If I could, I would

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bunnylover43
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August 15, 2013 10:36pm UTC

You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

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Buzz_LightYear
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August 9, 2013 12:36am UTC

me: *shows friends a band*
friend: what is this-
me: shh... Just absorb it..

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jamieschemicalromance
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July 26, 2013 6:56pm UTC

You know who's beautiful?
Don't bother reading the first word again, because it's Gerard Way
peasant

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Becca315
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July 23, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Girl I hate: Hey girllll! You'll never guess what me and my boyfriend just did(;
Me: Please don't ever speak again, peasant... You are essentially an oxygen theif.

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pinkypie
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June 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

peasant: *corrects my spelling*
me: STAHP

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Zoë*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:46pm UTC

That awkward moment when
your teacher calls you a peasant when you basically call him a peasant all over the internet.

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hey_its_mal
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June 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Are you on your period?
No, I'm genuinely mad at you peasant, don't go blaming my menstrual.

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onedreamonedirection
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:16pm UTC

When you're doing Global homework and there's someone in the packet named "Louis"
and in the same sentence the word "peasant"
One direction is slowing entering my homework,
THIS IS NOT OKAY.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 5:04pm UTC

1.
Peasant
Non-witty users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.
Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."

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lynzee
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April 19, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Found a way to get past my schools block on the WiFi and get on Witty.
Beat that peasants.

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RandomSmileyFace
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April 13, 2013 9:53pm UTC

A PEASANT TOLD ME SHE HATED POTATOES
EXCUSE ME YOU JUST INSULTED ME

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.*
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April 13, 2013 8:29pm UTC

That person,
who's face you want to punch in
whenever they speak.

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TaintedCherry
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April 2, 2013 7:14pm UTC

When famous witty people are like "I wish I was witty famous!"
So what exactly are you now?!
And if your not famous what on earth does that make me?!!

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twitterbitch456
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:52pm UTC

The Best Way To Think Of A Quote.
Eat Food While You're Making One

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Hale_Storm18
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March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC

Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.

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