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1. Andie*
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2022 7:51am UTC
   A rotting pear
   A pear
   A pair
   
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2. Kira♥*
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2014 10:59am UTC
   so, today me and 3 other people were supposed to
   be doing a reading thing in english, and we were talking about
   this girl we knew called apple, and everyone stopped talking
   because the teacher was behind me and when i found out
   i was like "yeah, so apples. pears. ok."
   
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3. *Freedom*
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC
   72 years since the attack on Pearl Harbor. I say a prayer for all those
   boys who lost their lives early on that Sunday morning so long ago.
   Rest In Peace
   
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4. PhenomoNiall
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2013 12:11pm UTC
   When We Were Kids #1
   We licked chapsticks just to see if they tasted good. •-•
   
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5. Whatawittyfeeling
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 10:28pm UTC
   i was just on wikipedia looking at this protist creature and it said
   "Triconympha resembles teardrops or pears that are wearing wigs."
   and i was like wut
   are they allowed to do that
   pearfectly normal
   
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