Best Paranoid Quotes Today

Infinity on high*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 1:03am UTC

I am so paranoid and self concious to the point where
if i see someone looking at me I instantly start listing countless flaws I have and convince myself that's what they're staring at

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Wakes up in the middle of the night and has to pee: Avoid all mirrors.
Airplane engine makes sudden noise: I lived a good life.
Hears thumps while in shower: Your whole family is being killed and your next.
Turns off all lights before going to bed: OMG run for the bed before the demons get you!
Elevator doors don't open immediately: Trapped forever.
Realize it's too quiet: Oh God it must be zombies.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 11:45pm UTC

does anyone else get paranoid when they're at a house with a lot of family and
they need to use the bathroom and are afraid someone will walk in on them
or is that just me

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 8:21pm UTC

I've gotten so used to holding in my stomach
I don't even realise when I'm doing it anymore.

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*nerium*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:02pm UTC

I get paranoid sometimes, and I'm convinced everyone hates me. My therapist says I have social anxiety, I think I'm just smart enough to know the face of human nature is so horrifyingly ugly.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 11:35pm UTC

one time, my mom got me
a balloon. I tied it on my closet
door knob and after a week
it was in the bobbing up and
down stage because yknow
helium only keeps them nice
and floaty for awhile. Anyway,
one night I was trying to sleep
(and I couldn't, which is normal)
and I just kept thinking, and after
awhile I was convinced that my
balloon was alive and was just
waiting for me to fall asleep
to murder me. I had to lock
my balloon in my closet. no joke.
sad part is I wasn't even a kid,
this was like two years ago.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 3:59pm UTC

“You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid. You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation at high speed with total clarity.” -Banksy

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X_Johanna_X
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:04am UTC

I always get paranoid
when I leave my friends that they talk about me behind my back or something

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Everytime I hear my parents talking in low voices in the other room,
I always feel
as if they're talking about me.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:37am UTC

All it takes
Is watching Ghost Hunters
At 5 am
Then next thing you know
Every shadow in your room is a ghost.

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epictacos
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 4:04pm UTC

My awkward subway exprience:
ME: *puts earphones in*
OLD MAN: *glares at me with his beaty eyes*
ME: *stares back awkwardly*
OLD MAN: *starts to say something*
ME: *takes out earphone* what?
OLD MAN: *says in his old man voice* you young people nowadays don't know how to communicate with all your fancy gadgets and technical do-dads
ME: ...errrr..... I don't know what to say..... o.o....
OLD MAN: smh. exactly my point. *crosses arms and stares into my soul*
ME: uhhmmm.. o.o... okay....... *slowly puts earphone back in*.. o.o
OLD MAN: *glares at me until I get off*
ME: *paranoid for the rest of my life*

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:04pm UTC

And I'm so afraid that one of these days you'll realize that I'm not that special. I'm so scared for the day that you see you tricked yourself into thinking I'm the one. I'm paranoid that one day, you'll find someone better. And no matter how hard I try to convince myself otherwise, I can't get rid of these thoughts.

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The_mad_Hatter
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Whenever I put my earbuds in, I keep thinking someone's calling my name...

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100wordsunsaid
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:06am UTC

I don't know whether or not to post a poem that I wrote I'm afraid that I will be judged
or someone will say that I stole it from somewhere
I don't know why...
I'm just paranoid i guess...
but could you guys comment
and say whether you want to see it
it might help me build up the courage to post it
--------------------------------------------------------------
thanks
-Lynn
x

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Victoria13
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 11:36pm UTC

I think I was hacked... I changed my password, but I still feel paranoid.

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 1:58pm UTC

I hate feeling clingy and as if I've annoyed someone and I feel like that the majority of the time and it fûcking sûcks and then I don't know how to talk to that person anymore even though we're supposed to be close and then we're not and ugh.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 16, 2016 4:06pm UTC

me: *feels like something is wrong with me* me: haha nah, I don't need a doctor. it'll go away.. or I might die.. not knowing is what makes life exciting.

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hyperion*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 7:36pm UTC

para - para - paradise
noid

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 8:31am UTC

I'm constantly paranoid that
I'm always annoying someone
by talking to them

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 12:32pm UTC

My friend: What was the point me even coming here?
Me: ...Wait a minute...
My friend: You've said that a million times in the past 5 minutes.
Me:...Cool...
______________________IN REAL LIFE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW--------------------
My friend: DON'T POST THAT. THAT MAKES ME SOUND PARANOID.
Me:...They won't know it's you!
My friend: YES THEY WILL THEY'RE PHYSICICS.
Me: That's very hard to believe.
My friend: Yay. I finally got you off the damn computer.
Me: Thanks for reminding me. *Goes back to computer to type this bit*
My friend: WHY GOD WHY.

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