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Papercut Quotes

  1. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    Why am I so uptight today?
    paraoina's all I got left.

  2. fluorescent adolescent* fluorescent adolescent*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder how I'm
    gonna handle having a baby
    if I feel like dying after getting a paper cut.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    Me when I get a paper cut: Ohmygosh! It stings! I'm going to die! This is it, this is the end! Tell my cat I love him! Goodbye friends!
    Me when I get an actual serious injury: No, no, I'm fine. Seriously, it's just a scratch. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

  4. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Papercut,
    Doesn't hurt that much,
    You sneak under my skin,
    Like the first time we touched,
    You're not out of luck you just think too much
    Are you over your head?
    Or just holding your breath?

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