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  1. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Me: *wears all black every single day**walks around quoting random rock/screamo/metal bands**gets home**charges into my room to get my pajamas*WHERE ARE MY COMFYZ????

  2. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 4:49pm UTC
    You see all those girls in school who have boyfriends and social status and
    they're all pretty and popular and whatnot and
    here I am in my pajamas listening to Fleetwood Mac's Tusk
    on Youtube while posting on Witty

  3. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:58am UTC
    I really want to have a Netflix date. I just want to sit in my pajamas with three boxes of pizza and cuddle while watching Netflix.

  4. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    Re-watching the classic movies with your pets while eating candy canes in your pajamas.

  5. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    I am cold.
    Pajamas, lend me your warmth!
    I commandeth it!

  6. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    So today was pajama day at school. In the morning my friend and I were walking through the science building. All of a sudden we come across the hilarious Britis science teacher wearing tiger print footsie pajamas. So we both start laughing and all of a sudden he turns around and roars at us, using his hand as a claw...
    I'm still trying to comprehend what happened.

  7. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    My profile picture
    Me + messy hair + no makeup + pyjamas = that
    Ugly? I know
    The only reason I did it was
    because my friend dared me to put it up
    For at least a week
    -_-

  8. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    I don't get it why "I need my beauty sleep" is written on all the pajamas I mean like what are we supposed to look beautiful while we're sleeping or something? We don't even get 12 hours sleep anyways

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Me: When I say I want to marry my favorite celebrity I don't mean just bang, I mean like I want to be making pancakes on Sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and kiss me on nthe nose.
    I'd also bang him though.
    Like a screen door in a hurricane.

  10. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    if you think your life s*cks, watch The Boy In The Striped Pajamas and shut the h*ll up.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I
    stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

  12. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    The truth is: I hate Summer. Everyone is having fun, going to parties, hooking up, meeting new people, making memories. I'm at home in dirty pajamas, crying over things that happened 4 years ago.

  13. JustGiveMeCake JustGiveMeCake
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 11:20am UTC
    Me : I really should do something...
    Me : But Im in my pajamas already ..
    Me : Never mind

  14. ReasonsToBeHappy ReasonsToBeHappy
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Reasons To Be Happy #1
    Those days when you wear your pajamas all day.

  15. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    I want to get married in my pajamas.
    All the guests will have to wear pajamas, too.
    And the reception will just be like, a big sleepover.
    With laptops.
    And Witty.
    And Tumblr.

:)

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