Oreo Quotes

Alpaca Prophet *
posted a quote
March 27, 2015 10:59pm UTC

Dipping Oreos in Chocolate milk
is like cheating on your wife,
Oreos are MILK’S favorite cookie!
Why would you cheat on milk like that?
_[]_
\(°`o’°)/
“who is she!?”
{~o-o}
“I’ve moved on Milk,
you don’t care for me anymore”

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Charly__6__
posted a quote
July 9, 2014 5:41am UTC

When I see this, I say MMM
MINE!

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DonggaBieber

posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:36am UTC

COOKIES and OROES
Are two very different things.
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

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Onism*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 2:00pm UTC

[√] Twisted
[√] Licked
[√] Dunked
Mission Accomplished

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:12pm UTC

My friends told me that
they woudn't be surprised if I
was on the news for murder.
Pffttt lol
the closest I've come to
murder is holding my Oreo's
under the milk until the
bubbles stop.

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Ashwe110
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 9:28pm UTC

A cookie in a a mug with an oreo in the middle = heavan..and diabetes..but awesome none the less

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Ed Sheeran's voice is my oreo. His songs are my milk.
And he is the cup.

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 2:51pm UTC

YOLO;
You Obviously Love Oreos

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 7:43pm UTC

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes
thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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rosesummerfun9
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Going on webkinz world and being like"i'm the coolest b/tch in town"*pets webkinz*

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Nat♥*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 9:28pm UTC

YOU ONLY LOVE OREO

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Elli_unicornpuke
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 1:19pm UTC

You Obviously Love Oreos

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:26pm UTC

The closest I've come to murder
is holding my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

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JBforeverandlife
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 1:05pm UTC

I did It. It was me. I was the one that crushed that poor little oreo. and... the milk... it just sat there. Knowing that the oreo would never dunk again. I'm so ashamed. It laid there, surrownded by its crumbs. Broken in half, useless. I'm an awful human being.

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jesusfreak789
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC

cookie or creme ?
you decide ! comment 1 for cookie or 2 for creme.

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bella is a penguin *
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:51am UTC

There's no 'i' in team.
And there's also no share in food.
BravoSierra's format. maybe nmq?

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:02pm UTC

YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos
What is all this talk about living once?

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:01pm UTC

People who say, "I'm on a diet to get a summer body."
I just laugh and eat another Oreo.

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brokenlungs
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 3:31pm UTC

When you order a oreo blizzard at dairy queen and you find an M&M in it.
"Like, what the.. Excuse me m&m but you're going to have to exit the building. I didn't order you."

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saxon_star
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 11:47am UTC

Omg omg omg
cadbury oreo chocolate bar, yum<3
If you haven't tride it you must<3

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