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1. evvvannn
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   February 13, 2014 3:14am UTC
   I bet you I could stop gambling.
   
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2. ArmagedonNinjaX
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   December 10, 2013 3:32pm UTC
   Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
   
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3. Kawaiichan
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   May 16, 2013 12:45pm UTC
   life is a beach.
   
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4. dolph*
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   January 28, 2013 12:49pm UTC
   You are about as much use as a pedal powered wheel chair.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 63 points

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