I was looking at my mum's texts to her friend and they were just like: Mum's friend: Hey babe lyk hw r u doin. u hvin gd time? Mum: lyk babes im lyk hvin hell day. u totes nt seein wats goin on here. Mum's friend: lyk omg u did nt see Derekey babey he is lyk totes omg Mum: lyk omg i saw him he's lyk omg You just don't understand the embarrassment i'm feeling.
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