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Jillian Marie*
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February 20, 2015 5:30pm UTC

Rule Number One:
Never fall in love with a straight girl.

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Parrotfish*
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August 30, 2014 10:39pm UTC

the thing about reality is that it's still there waiting for you the next morning.

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bethonmeth
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July 29, 2014 8:56am UTC

I can't even get past the swirling darkness in my brain long enough to land on anything.

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Dishonored*
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July 4, 2014 10:53pm UTC

Morello: Hey, did you ever see that movie, the one
where there's a cowboy and he's, like, the king of the
castle, and then this astronaut shows up and he tries
to take over and so the cowboy attempts to murder
him, but instead the astronaut is take hostage by,
like, this evil psychopath and the cowboy has to
rescue him, and they end up becoming really good
friends?
Miss Rosa: Toy Story?
Morello: Oh, my god! Toy Story! That's it, that's it!

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 7:41pm UTC

me when I have pizza.

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ribcaged
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June 24, 2014 2:04pm UTC

"let's talk about healthcare, mackenzie"
"oh amanda, i'd rather not, it's not polite"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 12:39am UTC

I finally finished watching orange is the new black
season 2. and I'm seriously going crazy waiting for one
of my sisters to hurry up and watch the d.amn thing bc
I need people to freak-out with. ugh, the torture.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 5, 2014 3:39pm UTC

Everyone is freaking out because
of graduation, and I'm just like yeah
but did you know that orange is the
new black season two is tomorrow?
because if you did, I don't see why you
wouldn't be celebrating that instead??

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theWalrus
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August 1, 2013 1:17am UTC

You having your red dot special?
Communists in your funhouse? Crimson tide?

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