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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:30pm UTC
Mom: How many classes do you have with someone you know?
Me: 2 out of 8
Mom: Time to make friends!
Me: Time to be a loner!

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Sandie
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July 31, 2013 8:42am UTC
I dropped my phone in a full bathtub
And I'm trying to put my life back together

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:58pm UTC
I have closed captioning on my T.V (for deaf people or people who can't hear well, all it is are words that the characters are saying on the screen)
I had the T.V muted and I looked up to see dog with a blog on and I read what they were saying and the mom said "I slept with my mouth open, my mouth is full of ants." But the font the words are in made it look like she said "I slept with my mouth open, my mouth is full of a.nus."

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sarbearthecarebear
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February 26, 2013 9:05pm UTC
I really hope he doesn't think too much of that...Oh god.

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