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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 4, 2015 8:51pm UTC

Let's say
we up
and left
this town
and turned
our Future
upside down.
We'll make
pretend that
you and
me lived
ever after
Happily...
(format by Cosima2)

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MusicIsMyForever
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 11:56am UTC

Well there I go again fuxking EVERYTHING up again ... Just great ..

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olives
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:36pm UTC

And this is why I should never get my hopes up, even a little

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DieiSomnians
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Okay so the one time the Male teacher who shares a room with my all girls french class decides to come back early is when I'm crying. Great. thats just great.

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musicismylife131313
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 10:13pm UTC

So I kind of like two guys. The one that does talk to me has a girlfriend. The one that doesn't talk to me is single. Why couldn't it be the other way around

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itbemelx25
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 10:43pm UTC

My mom was like im scared youre gonna mess up my computer just like you mess up everything else....
thank you mom i really appreciate you saying that to me. :/

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 5:06pm UTC

If you ever see a man wattering a plant on the balcony, it's 99% certain that the plant is possible to be smoked.

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC

perfect friend: *jumps into inground pool displaying a well rounded backflip into the water*
me: *slips off diving board*
me: *dies*

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aislinn325
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:43pm UTC

i swear my parents bring me
on vacation just to do
dishes.

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kitty007
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:37pm UTC

OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF.
Sometimes I need expert advice.

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StripedLife
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 12:42pm UTC

He lead me on.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:47pm UTC

of course
something is
wrong im just too
weak to tell
you........

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videokid1111
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 10:35am UTC

Duh ;D

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mrstomlinson98
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 11:24am UTC

of course i miss you
it's all i do

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jessylynn143
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 4:04pm UTC

1.)How am I feeling today? Kryptonite 3 Doors Down
2.) Where will I get married? Price Tag Jessie J
3.) What is my bestfriend's theme song? Over You Miranda Lambert
4.) What is school like? Scary Monsters and Nice Spirits Skrillex
5.) What is the best thing about you? Still Breathing Mayday Parade
6.) How is today going to be? Gunpowder and Lead Miranda Lambert
7.) What is in store for this weekend? Some Nights F.U.N.
8.) What song describes your parents? Tornado Little Big Town
9.) How is my life going? Perfect Weapon Black Beil Brides
10.) What song will they play at my funeral? I Swear This Time I Mean It Mayday Parade
12.) What do my friends really think of me? Bangarang Skrillex
13) Who absolutly loves me? Mean Taylor Swift
14.) How can I make myself happy? Fallen Angels Black Veil Brides
15.) What should I do with my life? Wobble V.I.C.
16.) Will I ever have children? Nothing Like Us Justin Beiber
17.) What is some good advice? Knives and Pens Black Veil Brides
18.) What do I think my current theme song is? Goodbye Secondhand Serenade
19.) What does everyone else think mycurrent theme song is? Set Fire to the Rain Adele
20.)What type of men do you like? Do It Like A Dude Jessie J
21.) Will you get married? Say Something Austin Mahone
22.) What should I do with my love life? Bruised and Scarred Mayday Parade
23.) Where will you live? First of the Year (Equinox) Skrillex
24.) What will your dying words be? Dark Side Kelly Clarkson
put ur ipod on shuffle and retake this its funnyyy

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Of course I talk to myself. I think it would be rather rude not to answer the voices in my head.
Format: Deadlyvampire17

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gowitty1
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 6:47pm UTC

You are all
mine..

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xx_sparkles_xx
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 3:44pm UTC

*In science class today"
Teacher: so you see class, that is the law of universal gravitation. it states that every object attracts every other object in the universe.
Kid: so like, we attract that lamp and that lamp attracts us?
Teacher: yes. everybody in here attracts to that lamp and that lamp is attracted to everybody else.
Kid: except for that girl in the back, nothing is attracted to her.
guess what guys?
i'm that girl in the back.
ladies and gentlemen,
i just broke the law of universal gravitation.

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