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Victoria13
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 2:04am UTC

So I was going through the list of people I follow and I thought they were people who followed me and I thought Witty famous people liked me and followed me...

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Chelsea_Loves_You
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 7:53pm UTC

So I guess I skipped the part of puberty where....
........ya know........
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I GET ATTRACTIVE

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC

There are like
7 billion people
on this planet
and I only have
like four real
life friends.

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Kittyatethehuman
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People at my church: Getting a tattoo is a sin.
Me: *starts walking aout*
Them: Where are you going???
Me: I'm holding off on this. I'll get a tattoo, get into church again and then "regret it".
Them: ?????
No, this didn't go exactly as I said. Buuut the next time say "Kyle" brings it up against me and "Jacob" i'm going to do this >.< I swear it. I will do it.

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captainsassy
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:26pm UTC

I really don't get why people put hearts at the end of their quotes, it's so pointless ♥

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Kittyatethehuman
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Randomly texting your friend in spanish.....
Cuando no saben español ......

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Destiny*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:14pm UTC

It's kind of weird
that once a month,
an unfertilized baby
falls out of you...

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Unbroken1
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:39pm UTC

{ I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNNY,
I FIND IT KIND OF SAD,
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING
ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD.

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Wittydude
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:24pm UTC

If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak, if you're gonna be somebody's mistake, if you're gonna be somebody's first time, somebody's last time, baby be mine. If you're looking to be somebody's 'just friends' a little laughin', little lovin', never callin' again, that's just fine. If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak, be mine.
Or just my valentine, that works too.
^Good idea for a card, and no one to use it on.

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