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misanthropist
posted a quote
August 22, 2014 12:25am UTC
It is when the moon in howling and the sun is dead Whispers
Of when the stars are blinding and the sky is ringing Whispers
Is when I seek to you, oh dear beloved! Shade Shade.
I feed on you: the life of night: Mr he and he of she Thank you
Sun has life, unlike the night
Thank you
I pray to you, goodbye dear moon; life is dead Silence.
—misanthropist

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RingoStar
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August 25, 2013 8:30am UTC
Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?
Me: Yup, let's change the subject.
My Boyfriend:
Best Friend: Oh, and remember when you were dating that other kid?
Best Friend: And you talked about him non stop. You were obsessed.
Me: *takes out shovel and duct tape*
My Boyfriend: Um... my phone is ringing.

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heartofgold
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:56am UTC
One time me and my sister changed the ringtone of my
dad's phone to 'I JUST SHAT MY PANTS' and it went off in an art gallery.
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heartofgold
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May 22, 2013 11:28am UTC
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: It's open.
Friend:

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Fjazz
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March 23, 2013 12:32pm UTC
Why do I love him so
much......?

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