Me in primary school
Me: you're stupid
Classmate: Hey! i'm telling on you
*His hand shoots up*
Me: no wait stop
Me: no i'm sorry
Me: please i'll be your best friend
Me: pleeeeeeaaaase i'm so sorry omg
Me: * nearly in tears* : i'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
Teacher: yes?
Classmate: can i use the bathroom?
Classmate: *turns around and deviously smiles at me*