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  1. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    The lions walking into the wood,comes up to a zebra and the lion says -
    " You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
    The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
    Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
    "You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
    Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
    " You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
    You're green and slimy"
    And the frog says-
    " Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."

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