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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2016 5:39pm UTC
    how I knew my last boyfriend wasn't for me:I looked at him, kinda upset that he said he'd never be the marrying type, and thought aboutthe future. which consisted of thinking "our kids would look f.ucking ugly" and me no longer being upset.

  2. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    fücking hate bugs.

  3. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 10:35am UTC
    I hate it when people judge people because of there looks its like horrible your not tough it really hurts people feelings so please stop being so judge mental it really hurts. People!

  4. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 10:41am UTC
    Honestly, the thing I hate most in this world, is the taste of morning in your mouth after you wake up.

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 1:05am UTC
    “Being right, proving a point, or confronting someone who has hurt me doesn’t matter me to very much. I’d so much rather let them take their shots at me and regret it later in their own lives. As trite as that sounds, I try to be a lady about things. Some people love to walk up to you, say something bratty, and walk away before you can respond. I’m not naming names. There are girls out there who like doing that to other girls.”

  6. motz_ztom* motz_ztom*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 5:54am UTC
    If I don't take a photo of my face at a certain angle, you'll see all my imperfections.
    All the blemishes and scars.
    The pimples, and volcanic looking zits.
    You'll see EVERYTHING.
    So, one day...
    I'm going to print out a gigantic poster of my face.
    All my imperfections uncovered. Everything out in the open.
    Then I'm going to take a black Sharpie, and play connect the dots.
    Because I'm thug.

  7. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    I feel like I'm drowning... Yeah, I'm that sick.

  8. jennydoee jennydoee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:54am UTC
    I'm not saying she's a sl*t,
    I'm saying it would be safer to lick the floors
    in Mcdonald's bathroom,
    than her.

  9. Oohshekilledem Oohshekilledem
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    *Its Raining*My friends: You're getting wet and not in the good way either

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Friends: Are you hungry?
    Want me to get you food?
    What I say: No thanks. I'm
    not hungry.. I ate before I
    came over.
    What I mean: Your food
    looks nasty aff

  11. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:54am UTC
    Person: Are you a Justin Bieber Fan?
    Me: No thank you. I don't want to be blessed by his spit.

  12. SunKissedBeauty SunKissedBeauty
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand

  13. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    What's up with all these IMVU ads?Not very pleasing to look at...
    Teenagevoicesquote#5

  14. yanastyyy yanastyyy
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    DO NOT FOLLOW WITTYCAUSE, HELLO_SUNSHINEXO8 THEY BE RATCHETS

  15. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:18am UTC
    *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

  16. MaddieHughes MaddieHughes
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 6:46am UTC
    If you walking into
    dust thats behind me then...
    I FARTED :]]
    OOOPPPSSS.

  17. LadyMarie13 LadyMarie13
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    I Hate When People Sneeze Or Cough
    Without Covering Their Mouths

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 10:14am UTC
    dont u dare lick ur fingers before giving me a paper

  19. Sweetascandy206 Sweetascandy206
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    I wanna throw my phone out the window and run over it with a bus!!!
    cute story huh?

  20. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:21am UTC
    "When you say nasty things about people,
    you should never say the true ones,
    because you can't really fully and honestly
    take those back, you know?”
    - John Green, Paper Towns

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