My philosophy on Sesame Street:
Sesame street is actually a gang (the street looks like the ghetto). Elmo is a Blood, Cookie Monster is a Crypt(his cookies are filled with Pot), Oscar is really a homeless person that deals drugs, Big Bird is a Mob Boss, Snufflupagus... name says it all, and Gordon and all the humans are just stoned, and all the little puppets aren't really there.