Mtv Quotes

Good Girls *
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October 23, 2014 1:23pm UTC

I think if MTV is ever wanting a new show we should suggest "Fandom cage fighting" Two members from a different fandom that are rivals and they get in a steel cage and fight and last one standing gets to meet their idol...
Me: I'd pay to see that

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breezy_mac
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July 15, 2014 5:33am UTC

when your teacher threatens to send a letter home to your parents
when the teacher says they'll send a letter home to your parents

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hobosammyo
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July 3, 2014 5:16pm UTC

Teen Wolf = Life

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ocean pixie*
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April 7, 2014 4:54pm UTC

-I ruined my life, alienated the people in it, and now I am lost? Let me tell you a story. So there was this guy. He was maybe a few years older than you. He was a tough guy. Thought he knew it all. So he sat down and wrote a story, a killer story, and the whole literary world agreed-- this guy knew it all. They even called him the New Salinger. So he bought the BS. And then, he started to p.iss of everybody that he cared about. He was a writer of his own ruin because he thought he could do no wrong until he wrote his second novel. And then, he was torn apart, lambasted as a one-hit wonder. Some critics even questioned if the same guy wrote both books. So you know what he did?
-What?
-He quit. He gave up because despite knowing it all, he wasn't a tough guy. He even changed his name after he let the critics destroy him. And the day he decided to take his head out of his a.ss, he did the best thing he could...
-...He became a teacher.
-Yes. Because he wanted to teach kids with talent how to face criticism and discover that success isn't about winning. It's about staying in the game, not quitting, or letting someone make you quit.

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happygirl22
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December 12, 2013 8:32pm UTC

MTV has canceled Teen Mom. So at least MTV knows when to pull out...

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tanment
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December 5, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Best way to dump a friend creatively
Fake your own death
#GIRLCODE love it!

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Chelsea_Loves_You
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 6:47pm UTC

❝
It's not a transition.
It's a MOVEMENT.
A growth---
a change.
❞

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capsized*
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November 13, 2013 12:46am UTC

farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fúcking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are

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ThatMomentWhen*
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November 10, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Push the ♥ button if you can't wait
for the EMA's on Mtv today at 7

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 5:40pm UTC

Going to the gynecologist:
1. take off clothes
2. no underwear
3. wear scrubs
4. wear huge napkin.

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*Freedom*
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October 27, 2013 11:31am UTC

Here’s To The Kids.
The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here’s to the kids who were never too good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here’s to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here’s to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here’s to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here’s to the kids who hum “a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me” when they’re stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here’s to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn’t even know they existed. Here’s to the kids who have read The Perks of Being a Wallflower and didn’t feel so alone after doing so. Here’s to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends. Here’s to the kids who are straight up smartasses and just don’t care. Here’s to the kids who speak their mind. Here’s to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here’s to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that. Here’s to the kids. This one’s not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all. It’s not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one’s for the kids who didn’t make it, we were the kids who never made it. The overcast girls and the underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one’s for the kids who never faked it. We’re the kids who didn’t make it. They say “breaking hearts is what we do best,” and “we’ll make your heart be ripped out of your chest.” The only heart that I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn’t make it.
We are the kids who never made it.
NOTMINE/SWEET

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jclaire
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October 26, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Sl*t stands for...SexxyLooseUterusTr*mp#girlcodemtv

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oakey101
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 11:15pm UTC

I'm an actor
These words are all actors
And you're on
MTV's Disaster Quote

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countrychic98
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Dear MTV,I'm a teen virgin, so where's my tv show?

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Xtoxxic_looveX

posted a quote
September 2, 2013 2:05pm UTC

the children were comfy
all snug in their beds,
while nightmares of miley
danced in their heads,
the next morning the toilet was flushed,
the vomit swirled
as they said goodbye...
to the best of both worlds.
~~~

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AnonymousGirl98
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August 31, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Dear MTV,
I was wondering if i could get my "M" back, you know, since you're not using it.
Sincerely, _usic

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Onix*
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August 27, 2013 5:04am UTC

Miley Cyrus performance at MTV
me: * goes on youtube*
me: * types miley cyrus performance at MTV*
me: * hides babies*
me: * locks little annoying hannah montana fan*
me: * takes antiemetic*
me: * tears all collective hannah montana stickers*
me: * hides into closet*
me: * clicks play*
me: BRING IT ON I'M READY.
me: why...
me: GHILDHOOD RUINED.
me: I WASN'T EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS

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desperado*
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August 26, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Miley can't stop, won't stop, but needs to stop.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 9:55pm UTC

My sister: Don't f/ck your
current boyfriend..
Me:
My sister: Wait until you're
16.
Me:
My sister: Then you could
be on MTV. Ya know on like
16&Pregnant.

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TheyCallMeNoah
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August 17, 2013 6:06pm UTC

White girls 16 & pregnant= MTV
Black girls 16 & pregnant= Maury

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