Best Mq Quotes This Year

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Today,
i was in the waiting room of my therapists office when i heard the door. Usually i was the only one in so i got shy and hid my face. But before i did, i looked up at the woman who had walked into the room. She glanced at me, signed in and then sat in the corner away from me, i swore i knew her, i tried to look away. Not long afterwards i heard her voice "Excuse me sir, but by any chance do you know a Dalton Chanler?" I nodded my head and said i was Dalton, and she shook her head and smiled coming closer. I'm bad with germs so i turned and she grabbed my face and moved my hair out of my eyes and just stared... "Your eyes... they are so filled with pain... Dalton when you were a kid i was your babysitter, i remmeber your eyes when they shined so bright, not a care in the world, friends at your side." I got mad and pushed her hands away from me and snapped "Things changed, didn't they?" and skipped therapy.
"Your eyes... they used to be so bright..."

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Math Class
Teacher: Step 1: You bring the recipricol to the left
Me: Haha, to the left, to the left, everything...
Teacher: Step: 8789, you're done!
Me: Wait, what?
Teacher: Any questions?
Teacher: Last time I'm asking...
Me: *sits quiet*
Teacher: I assume you guys understand, now endure this 50 minute quiz while I sit back and play on the computer. Don't worry, it's easy.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC

You've got a smile that could light up the whole town,
Only problem is,
We haven't seen the sun in years now.
My Quote

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Let's all take a minute to remember all the struggling and the theories,
we created when we first joined witty about the meanings of "nmq"and "nmf".

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:43pm UTC

It's not just Music.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:03am UTC

I get attached too easily.

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Rolita07*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 6:36pm UTC

*Me when I was done eating ben and jerry's today*
*puts the empty ben and jerry cup in the sink*
*throws metal spoon in the bin*
2 seconds later..
Me: Wtf did i just do??

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:31pm UTC

He's the boy who's always smiling during the day,
He's the boy who always cuts his wrists at night.

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$*
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Did you ever go somewhere
where you feel so insecure?
Where there are so many beautiful girls, that you get jealous and
wonder why you can't be like them?
When you try to hide your face away from those pretty people because
you feel ashamed of yourself?
Where you feel embarrassed of being in public?
And you feel that everyone is always staring at you and judging you?
Where you just don't
feel good enough?

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:25am UTC

plot twist: rainbows poop unicorns

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But words will make me rip, tear, cut,
starve, and burn my flesh away.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Stressed.
Depressed.
A complete mess.

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 7:58pm UTC

My self-worth
isn't determined
by stupid people who
need to point out my flaws.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 7:17pm UTC

IF I'M LOUDER, WOULD YOU FEED ME?
would you sit down,
ON THE FLOOR AND EAT WITH ME?

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:32pm UTC

it's such a shame that
such pretty faces were
wasted on such
hateful souls.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Sliding sharpened blades across your skin,
Because it always knows just the way,
To stop the pain.
MQ

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:00pm UTC

Last year
we had this week where we'd all wear the same color and Monday was red, Tuesday was yellow, and the teacher was asking what should we wear Wednesday. The quietest boy in my class raised his hand and said
'On Wednesdays we wear pink'
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
s

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I Don't Know the Face in the Mirror Anymore.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I'm not a secretive person until the teacher walks around looking over my shoulder during a test

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