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  1. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    I enjoy a green skittle every now and then.That's a vegetable,right?
    ~Most popular girls in school

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    "You are my clam breeze in the f×ckstorm of a life I'm living."

  3. TheAryeLynet TheAryeLynet
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    "What's up?"
    Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park.
    I have an art history degree from a night school.
    My cat just died.
    I've lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles.
    I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat.
    .
    I drive a 91 Dodge Neon.
    I have ovarian cysts.
    Sometimes I pee the bed still.
    I have alopecia.
    The only guy who wants to f--- me is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street, PS he only has one ball.
    So I guess...better than you then.
    (from The Most Popular Girls in School)

  4. BrittnayMatthews BrittnayMatthews
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    fak u saison marguerite

  5. Deandra Deandra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    I'm Deandra . I'm new

  6. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I want to poop here...

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