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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2016 9:16pm UTC
    so, apparently even tho at 17 you need an adult with you to go to the doctor's because you aren't an adult, you're adult enough to be charged $301 for that appointment and have it haunt you and your credit score years later when you're an actual adult.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2015 10:41pm UTC
    I'm tolerable a solid 35% of the time.and I'm okay with that.. although, it hasdrastically dropped. maaan, I used to beso chill. no I have like.. 35% chill.

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 3:47am UTC
    I really need someone to teach me how to not procrastinate. but even if there was such a person, I'd probably just put it off.

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2015 3:01am UTC
    Updated Feature: Chat
    Hey Everyone. I updated the chat today. This new chat version works on phones! (yay) Let me know what you think.

  5. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2015 6:02pm UTC
    Cell phone survey
    1. What type of phone do you have?
    Iphone 4s
    2. What network is it?
    airtel
    3. Who's first on your missed calls?
    Dad
    4. Who's first in your received calls?
    brother
    5. Who's first in your dialed numbers?
    Anglea
    6. Who last texted you?
    Amanda
    7. What does your last text say?
    ehh
    8. What does the last text you sent say and who was it to?
    eat to amanda
    9. Whose the first person under the letter C on your phone?
    Claire
    10. Whose the last person under S on your phone?
    Sumzi
    11. Who calls you the most often?
    dad
    12. Who do you call the most often?
    home, dad, mum
    13. Who is number 13 in your contacts?
    my nan
    14. Who is number 27 in your contacts?
    I don't have that many
    15. Who is number 69 in your contacts?
    see 14(i have no friends)
    16. Where is your phone now?
    next to me
    17. What's your ringtone?
    idk/
    18. How many texts are in your inbox?
    4
    19. How many texts are in your outbox/sent?
    idek
    20. Do you use the internet on your phone?
    All the time

  6. secondaccount secondaccount
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 4:18am UTC
    That
    HORRIBLE
    sensation,
    when you
    DONT feel
    YOUR PHONE
    on the
    POCKET

  7. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    I feel like Witty needs an app, but then other people would find out about it and it would be horrible.

  8. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Submit a famous Proverb? Wtf Steve

  9. catbug catbug
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Perfect( Done on mobile:( sorry)
    Emma is no better than anybody else. she hase brown hair, brown eyes... she is average. but she doesnt see average. she sees fat.And ana is not helping her.
    what do you think? in the future, it will be beyyer quality.my computers dead, on ipod.

  10. babsimacbeth babsimacbeth
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    so my mobile phone hates me
    this morning the alarm wouldn't work
    so i missed my classes
    ...
    hey wait a minute
    right now i think my mobile LOVES me

  11. TokoOnlineZF TokoOnlineZF
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC
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  12. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    You're six and
    you have a cellphone?
    WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL? DORA?

  13. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 10:50am UTC
    The biggest LOL statement.
    Computers and Mobiles were
    invented to save
    our time  
     
     
    format credit-rajsonkar

  14. allyrawr allyrawr
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Hello! What's wrong with your mobile?
    I tried to call so many times, but every time I call it says...
    the subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!

  15. cutecandygirl33 cutecandygirl33
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    omfg witty has a mobile site omg im gonna cry thank lord for this

  16. art of hatred* art of hatred*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:42am UTC
    cant we just have a
    WITTY PROFILES APP

:)

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