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1. dolph*
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 6:13pm UTC
   wait wait wait so MILF doesnt stand for ‘mother i’ll love forever’???
   oh shiiiit i hope she hasn’t opened her card yet
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 33 points
2. soccerboy14
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2013 10:50pm UTC
   Whoever I marry is going to be a milf.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
3. TheCovertComic
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2022 1:07am UTC
   ... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

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