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kianalove1234
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December 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC
school:2+2=4homework:2+4+2=8exams:omar has 4 apples and his train is in 7 minutes. calcute the mass of the sun

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UnfinishedCadenza
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June 12, 2013 12:56pm UTC
My crush's sister (and good friend of mine): *gasp* YOU SHOULD GO TO MASS WITH US. IT'LL BE FUN.
Me: Um, sure? Why not?
My crush: *stares at his sister* ...That's a really cheap way to get me to go to church.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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April 19, 2013 8:55pm UTC
If you just weren't watching the news and all the live coverage of finding this guy, I am severely judging you. Scariest thing ever.
#BostonStrong

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nathanledoux
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March 3, 2013 2:07pm UTC
That awkward moment when your brother is making a weird face during Mass.

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randomxxcardss42xo
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February 27, 2013 12:04am UTC
I go to church for comfort. Because like, no matter what's changed in my life, or how hectic and chaotic everything seems, mass is still the same. Same responses, same standing, sitting, kneeling routine. Everyone gathering for a common purpose; I hate the purpose. I am not a practicing Catholic. I. Do. Not. "Believe." I observe, and go through the motions for one constant variable in my ever changing, ever illogical, ever fictional life.

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